Tees

Tees for those who know that “least privilege” also applies to social interaction.

This is where it all started: the core lineup of netsec humor tees for people who’d rather grep logs than make small talk. From packet-sniffing punchlines to Zero Trust zingers, these shirts speak fluent security with just the right amount of sarcasm.

All designs are fully customizable — colors, materials (cotton, polyester, dri-fit, tri-blend, you name it), and sizes ranging from youth to 5XL. Whether you’re repping it at DEF CON, the office SOC, or just on a grocery run where nobody gets the joke but you, these shirts are your uniform.

Warning: May cause coworkers to groan, script kiddies to sulk, and fellow engineers to ask where you got it.