No need to Lie

Because your IDS has better memory than you do.

You can try the classic “I didn’t click that,” but we already have the packet capture proving otherwise. This shirt is for the analysts who live in logs, the threat hunters who have receipts, and anyone tired of hearing excuses while their SIEM quietly laughs in the background.

Perfect for those who know every click leaves a trace—and we definitely sniffed it.

👕 What’s On the Shirt:

• Front: No need to lie, we know you clicked it. We sniffed.

• Sleeve: The Spanning Tree Appreciation Society logo—your badge of forensic honor

📦 Ordering Info (a.k.a. Pre-Attack Recon):
Before placing your order, send us an email with:

• Your preferred shirt color
• Your material choice: cotton, polyester, or blend (your choice of decoding environment)

• Any custom tweaks to the slogan (we’re open to forensic flair)

Once confirmed, place your order and receive personal updates—no automated alerts, just real human contact.

📐 Sizes from Small to “Packet Capture Prodigy”
📦 Ships in about a week. Reliable as your best IDS rule.
🔍 Guaranteed to spark nods of approval in every SOC.