I implemented Spanning Tree on my network and all I got was this lousy T-shirt Tee

Because sometimes the real reward is just staying loop-free.

For the network engineers who spent hours tuning STP timers, preventing broadcast storms, and battling topology changes—all for the glory of a stable LAN. Sure, your switches might be happy, but what about your wardrobe?

This shirt is the perfect badge of honor for those who keep the network sane, even if all they get is this ironically “lousy” t-shirt.

👕 What’s On the Shirt:

• Front: I implemented Spanning Tree on my network and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

• Sleeve: The Spanning Tree Appreciation Society logo—because every loop deserves a little love

📦 Ordering Info (a.k.a. Network Deployment):
Before ordering, send us an email with:

• Your preferred shirt color

• Your material: cotton, polyester, or blend (choose the best fit for your patch cables)

• Any custom tweaks to the slogan (because every topology is unique)

Once we confirm specs, place your order and get personal updates—no packet loss in communication here.

📏 Sizes from Small to “Topology Mastermind”
📦 Ships in about a week. Stable as your spanning tree topology.
🔄 May cause spontaneous network jokes at your next meeting.