I'm not rude...

It's not an attitude problem—it's an access control policy.

You’re not ignoring them, you just don’t have permission to engage.
This shirt is perfect for anyone who practices the Principle of Least Privilege in life and in conversation. From role-based sarcasm to MFA on your emotions, you’re locked down, logged out, and politely denying unnecessary requests—human or otherwise.

For sysadmins, security engineers, and introverts with well-defined boundaries.

👕 What’s On the Shirt:

• Front: I’m not rude, I’m least privileged —
  because you’re not going to escalate without a proper ticket

• Sleeve: The official Spanning Tree Appreciation Society logo—quietly managing access, one port at a time

📦 Ordering Info (a.k.a. Controlled Access):
Before you submit an order request, please send us an email with:

• Your preferred shirt color

• Your material: cotton, polyester, or blend (choose your access level)

• Any custom tweaks to the slogan (fine-tuning your policy is encouraged)

Once access has been granted (i.e. we confirm availability), go ahead and place your order. You’ll receive personal updates throughout the process—because we believe in visibility, not escalation.

📏 Sizes from Small to “Can’t Even With These Permissions”
📦 Ships in about a week. Printed to order. Logging enabled.
🚫 Not responsible for blocked interactions in social settings.