VPNs are old

Upgrade your security stack—and leave dial-up era tech behind.

Remember when VPNs meant endless logins, slow connections, and the occasional mysterious “You’ve been disconnected” error? Yeah, us too. That’s why Zero Trust Network Access exists: tighter controls, smarter verification, and no more awkward “Did you try turning it off and on again?” moments.

This shirt is for the pros who’ve moved beyond the old guard and proudly say: “ZTNA all day, every day.”

👕 What’s On the Shirt:

• Front: ZTNA: Because VPNs are so 2012 —
  a subtle flex for the security evolved

• Sleeve: The Spanning Tree Appreciation Society logo—securing your style with next-gen tech vibes

📦 Ordering Info (a.k.a. Network Upgrade Process):
Before placing your order, send us an email with:

• Your preferred shirt color

• Your material choice: cotton, polyester, or blend (choose your comfort zone)

• Any custom tweaks to the slogan (patches accepted, legacy unsupported)

After confirming your specs, place the order and receive direct, personal updates—no reboot required.

📏 Sizes from Small to “Manages Zero Trust with Zero Complaints”
📅 Ships in about a week. As fast as your modern network should be.
⚡ Leave the past behind—wear the future.