ZTNA: Where the CEO needs permission

Because Zero Trust means no one gets a free pass.

Just because they’ve got a corner office doesn’t mean they get root access. This shirt celebrates the beautiful world of Zero Trust—where even the CEO can’t access production without going through the same hoops as everyone else.
Badge? Check. Identity verified? Check. Executive entitlement? Denied.

This one’s for the security folks who lock it down tight, explain it twice, and still smile when someone asks, “Can’t you just whitelist me?”

👕 What’s On the Shirt:

• Front: ZTNA: Where the CEO Needs Permission — because trust is earned, not granted by title

• Sleeve: The Spanning Tree Appreciation Society logo—enforcing policy from the top of the org chart to the bottom of the stack

📦 Ordering Info (a.k.a. Trust Request Workflow):
Before placing your order, send us an email with:

• Your preferred shirt color

• Your material choice: cotton, polyester, or a blend (we support multiple environments)

• Any custom tweaks to the slogan (executive approval not required)

After we confirm availability, you’ll place the order—and we’ll keep you personally updated through the process. Just like ZTNA, we don’t ghost our users.

📐 Sizes from Small to “Runs Their Own Internal PKI”
⏳ Ships in about a week. Role-based and ironclad.
📉 May cause minor offense at board meetings. Worth it.