Super Awesome Security Engineer

It’s not just an architecture. It’s a lifestyle.

Sure, SASE technically stands for Secure Access Service Edge—but deep down, we all know it really means Super Awesome Security Engineer. You’re out there collapsing stacks, securing access, and explaining to non-tech folks that “cloud-delivered” doesn’t mean it’s raining packets.

This shirt is for the pros who live at the edge, work in the mesh, and laugh in the face of legacy hardware.

👕 What’s On the Shirt:

• Front: Super Awesome Security Engineer #SASE —
  because secure and stylish don’t have to be mutually exclusive

• Sleeve: Our Spanning Tree Appreciation Society logo—pushing packets and puns with equal pride

📦 Ordering Info (a.k.a. Edge Configuration):
Before ordering, send us an email with:

• Your preferred shirt color

• Your material: cotton, polyester, or a cozy blend (built for all threat climates)

• Any custom tweaks to the slogan (we fully support edge-case creativity)

After we confirm your setup, place the order and you’ll get personal updates—direct, no latency, no middleman, no MPLS drama.

📏 Sizes from Small to “Manages SD-WAN with One Eye Closed”
📦 Ships in about a week. As on-demand as your architecture.
🚀 Optimized for low friction, high security, and max swagger.