Yes, the network is down Tee

Because sometimes the outage isn’t in your config—but you’re still on the hook.

Perfect for the unlucky network engineers who get paged at 2AM for problems they didn’t cause. Whether it’s a flaky ISP, a rogue cable, or a mysterious “someone unplugged it,” this shirt lets you quietly protest without saying a word.

Wear it to the war room, the help desk, or just while staring longingly at your monitoring dashboards.

👕 What’s On the Shirt:

• Front: Yes, the network is down. And it’s not my fault.

• Sleeve: The Spanning Tree Appreciation Society logo—because every good network needs a loyal guardian

📦 Ordering Info (a.k.a. Incident Response):
Before placing your order, please email us with:

• Your preferred shirt color

• Your material: cotton, polyester, or blend (choose your preferred build environment)

• Any custom tweaks to the slogan (no blame-shifting patches necessary, but we’re flexible)

After confirming availability, you place the order, and we’ll keep you updated personally—no auto-responses, no “Have you tried turning it off and on again?”

📐 Sizes from Small to “Root Cause Analyst Extraordinaire”
📦 Ships in about a week. Reliable, unlike that last ISP outage.
🖧 May improve your karma with the network gods.