All your API are belong to us

A classic meme, modernized for today's insecure endpoints.

Inspired by the OG internet battle cry—“All your base are belong to us”—this shirt upgrades the payload for a new era. Whether you’re enumerating endpoints, exploiting token misconfigurations, or just vibing with ancient meme culture, this one’s for you.

A must-have for red teamers, bug bounty hunters, and anyone who's ever said, “It’s not a vulnerability, it’s a feature.”

👕 What’s On the Shirt:

• Front: All your API are belong to us — because version control is optional, apparently

• Sleeve: The official Spanning Tree Appreciation Society logo—quietly asserting dominance, one VLAN at a time

📦 Ordering Info (a.k.a. Pre-Flight Checklist):
Before you place your order, send us an email with:

• Your preferred shirt color

• Your material: cotton, polyester, or blend (choose your protocol)

• Any custom tweaks to the slogan (we allow patches and forks)

Once we’ve aligned on your custom specs, you can place your order, and we’ll keep you updated directly—old-school style, human-to-human.

📏 Sizes from Small to “Maintains Legacy SOAP APIs”
📅 Ships in about a week. Custom-built, like your favorite payload.
📡 Comes with nostalgic energy and modern-day exploit vibes.