Being Annoying Isn't Hacking

Because pressing buttons you don’t understand isn’t “owning” anything.

Congrats — you figured out how to load a prebuilt BLE spam script on your Flipper and now you think you’re Kevin Mitnick. Spoiler: you’re not. Turning off TVs during the Super Bowl or deauthing the café Wi-Fi isn’t “elite,” it’s just irritating — like a pop-up ad with delusions of grandeur.

This shirt is for the defenders, red teamers, and seasoned pros who know the difference between hacking and being That Guy. Wear it to the next con, CTF, or casual Friday in the SOC, and watch the script kiddies suddenly remember they have “somewhere else to be.”

👕 Details:

• Sizes: From “Fresh Outta College” to “Seen Every Protocol Since NetBEUI”

• Colors & materials: Your pick — cotton, polyester, or blend

• Sleeve: Features our Spanning Tree Appreciation Society logo, because you actually understand Layer 2

📦 Ordering Info:
Email us with:

• Your preferred shirt color and material

• Any customizations you want (fonts, colors, slogans)

We’ll confirm everything, then you place your order. Expect personal status updates — not automated junk.

🛑 Disclaimer:
No Flippers were harmed in the making of this shirt. But we can’t promise the same for your feelings if you recognize yourself in this description.