SSE Definition Hoodie

Secure Service Edge, Security Service Edge, or Simply Something Extra—pick your flavor. The new buzzword in the security lexicon that means everything and nothing all at once, guaranteed to confuse your CISO and impress your infosec friends.

This is for those who don’t actually know what SSE is, this shirt says it all without committing to anything. Perfect for when you want to sound smart at meetings but keep your options open.

👕 What’s On the Shirt:

• Front: SSE: It’s like security, but with way more acronyms

• Sleeve: The Spanning Tree Appreciation Society logo—your badge of honor in the acronym wars

📦 Ordering Info (a.k.a. The ACRONYM Protocol):
Before placing your order, shoot us an email with:

• Your preferred shirt color

• Your material: cotton, polyester, or blend (choose your preferred encryption method for comfort)

• Any custom tweaks to the slogan (because every acronym deserves a variant)

Once we decode your request, you can place your order and get direct updates from us—no bot-generated “FYI” emails, promise.

📐 Sizes from Small to “Can Recite 47 Security Acronyms Before Breakfast”
📦 Ships in about a week. Fast enough to keep up with new buzzwords.
⚠️ Warning: May cause spontaneous acronym drops at conferences.